THE HUBBLE BUBBLE

A PARODY IN 7 MOVEMENTS

Part 2: Monkey Business

Monkey Business

 

Refrain
Welcome to the monkey business global enterprise
The Monkey traders sure will hate us to expose their lies
Now we start to take apart their brainwash exercise
We see right through the deeds they do we clearly recognize

1.
The crooked fake news junkies put it out from the beginning
A Big Bang Boom from nowhere started billiard balls to spinning
Then Darwin’s Googles spied the evolutionary lie
And Hubble with his bubbles gave support with CGI

2.
The stars and bubbles scattered far away turn round and round
As so-called spiral galaxies blast ultrasonic sound
A billion years at light-speed brings them somehow into view
While shooting stars flying past Mars are almost hitting you

3.
A protozoan somehow knows to multiply his parts
And organize his organelles with brains and secret arts
Without a plan he somehow spans the time and monkeys makes
Who jump out of the swamp and humans come from their mistakes

4.
Considering that classic question chicken first or egg
Is it a fabled metaphor or standing on one leg
Can we give a straight answer which resolves it once for all
Which doesn’t send us wildly whirling on a spinning ball

5.
A billion years and birds have not forgotten how to fly
Except for pinkish elephants no mammals fill the sky
The water still is wet where fish and other sea foods swim
And who linked men and monkeys there is still no trace of him

Vers 6 does not exist

Refrain

Welcome to the monkey business global enterprise
The Monkey traders sure will hate us to expose their lies
Now we start to take apart their brainwash exercise
We see right through the deeds they do we clearly recognize

7.
The Hubblescope keeps finding undiscovered facts they found
And so a big machine they built way down deep underground
Keeps spinning yarns of big black holes and antimatter stuff
Of particles and theories they will never have enough

8.
They try now to replay the big bang boom without conCERN
That everything nearby (and far away) might start to burn (Bern)
What portals they may open in this scientific show
And what and who is coming through we hope they let us know

9.
The foxy media-monkeys feeding all the silly sheep
With „happy“ grass, and music trance they keep them all asleep
And just in case one of them wakes the ships from off the shore
Import the dope to kill their hope of waking up some more

10.
Bayesanto’s GM food is daily piled upon your plate
They let you know that what they grow’s the best you ever ate
Your health will surely benefit if you do not protest
The pesticides and nucleotides they need to make this mess

11.
From many options you can choose for boosting your IQ
These cyber monkey foods will train your brain for something new
The ruling ones will give you tons of extra mental power
So you can do in minutes few what used to take an hour

12.
So perfect genes will be the means of happiness you seek
And science will eliminate the things that make you weak
Your god will be technology as knowledge will increase
As this deception sets you up for worshiping the Beast

Refrain
Welcome to the monkey business global enterprise
The Monkey traders sure will hate us to expose their lies
Now we start to take apart their brainwash exercise
We see right through the deeds they do we clearly recognize

13.
Revolutionary social change and high-technology
Will launch the level of your brains rewrite biology
And gender bending all your kids will morph identities
To cyborg generations of obedient entities

14.
Just recently two monkey clones named Hua Hua and Zheng Zheng
Their prototype supports the hype on which the claim is hung
That people too can join the zoo with genes so modified
They’ll have a life without no strife just always satisfied

15.
Yes, most of us are on the bus called „Ignorance is Bliss“
Like frogs in boiling pots the plans of evil men we miss
Reduce the population to a manageable few
They say that half a billion human animals will do

16.
Nine billion carbon footprints are the terror of the times
The ice age never happened but the temperature now climbs
The warming of the globe instills the right amount of fear
To keep the population in control year after year

17.
It’s necessary to ensure the human crowd stays small
And keep them entertained so that they won’t suspect at all
The theories and lies they hear are just a subtle plan
To take control of every soul and steal the heart of Man

18.
Which brings us to the question what was there before creation.
A void of space without a place for any population
Or was a plan to bring forth Man the passion of a God
To ask this question now I think is really very smart

19.
If history is filled with accidents and random errors
Survival of the fittest filled the world with constant terrors
But if a God of wonders planned the world from first to last
Then purpose and intention guide the future and the past

20.
So monkey business history is critical to learn
And testing their hypothesis should be a top conCern
If Darwin with His Googles shape our human destiny
Then scientists in lab coats will be gods for you and me

21.
But how can we be sure of what was there at the Big Bang
Some say a singularity others that angels sang
As a divine Creator uttered „Now let there be light“
The fact is clearly true that only one of these is right

22.
But some would claim that anything we think is speculation
And any man’s opinion just his own interpretation
Yet if there is an Author then He has Authority
To tell us what is what and also give us eyes to see

Refrain
Welcome to the monkey business global enterprise
The Monkey traders sure will hate us to expose their lies
Now we start to take apart their brainwash exercise
We see right through the deeds they do we clearly recognize

23.
What many may not know is how creative science is
Inventing theories left and right is just their daily biz
The ISS cartoons they give us claim a billion stars
And planets fill the galaxies so we could live on Mars

24.
Since somewhere out there other life forms certainly evolved
Ahead of us and all our problems probably have solved
Illuminated science from the super stars above
Will save our population somehow teach us peace and love

25.
But what if science and its fabrications are a lie
Which offer a false hope that we might never have to die
By marrying our minds and bodies to celestial beings
Transcending our humanity and blending with machines

26.
And all of it just fabricated a demonic lie
To hide from us the simple truth descended from on high
The Son of God Yeshua given to all His creation
His death and resurrection the real hope of our salvation

27.
So which of these two options is the true reality
Does not depend on our opinions of conspiracy
But rather hangs on whether God communicates with man
And how He lets us know the wonders of His master plan

28.
This song’s a testimony of the truth I come to sing
Please don’t complain if this refrain exalts a glorious king
And monkeys do not bear His lovely image as does man
This monkey show you ought to know……. belongs in the trash can